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Post by Damien Acid on May 31, 2014 9:56:00 GMT -5
(The scene opens in Damien Acid’s gym, he looks over the card for this week in NLW, he starts shaking with anger and explodes out of the folding chair putting his foot thought the screen of the television set and then kicks it across the room as glass trails behind it, he sees the camera set up across from him and walks purposely over to it reefing it back with force and walking with it over to a table near the ring, he slams it down and leans in closely, condensation from his breath can be seen on the lens of the camera as his breathing gets faster and more intense, he then screams into the camera.) NLW wanted my attention, well now you've got it! I’m going to do something I like doing, inflict deathly pain on these worthless talents you're forcing me to enter the ring with at Roulette! NLW just made the biggest mistake for these wrestlers placing these fools in the ring with me. with their miserable lives and now their going to pay with their well being, I’m going to beat you within a millimeter of your pathetic little lives. (Damien Acid pushes himself off the table and paces back and forwards away from the camera while still acting crazy, absolutely terrifying and breathing heavily, he stops and slams his hands down again on the table either side of the camera causing it to shake, his eyes look glazed over with intensity as he stares into the camera and continues to speak a little more calmly in that gravelly voice.) I’m going to tear your goddamn heads off you walking pieces of shit! (Damien Acid looks over at the shattered remains of the television set before turning and staring in to the camera again for a few moments before calmly continuing.) I had one goal going into this match, one goal, that was to show my tag team partner, Defecto that even though I'm his tag team partner, I'm also his biggest threat, and that’s still my number one goal, but now I have another goal and that is to decimate Snot Booger McGee & Teddy Gamble both of you make sure that you know that angering me is a very bad move. I’m a man who prides himself in being a man, a man that could hurt you in more than a few ways and that is that I’m almost a sociopath when it comes to people who have wronged me; for those who I love, I’d do anything for but…for those I hate I’d do anything too. I hope you two understand what's before you this week, because when I look across and notice there is nothing but empty space between you and I and you have no place to run, I’m going to have not conscience, I’ll have no remorse and when I’m done, you’ll have very little use for your legs. You little bastards will wish you never entered NLW! (A sadistic grunt comes from Damien Acid as he looks around the room, he turns back and stares coldly into the camera and continues.) I already know what I’ll do to you fools on the 4th, and you know that deep down in the pit of your stomachs you can feel that you’re going to get hurt, don’t you? I mean come on, I realize you all are not very bright people. I can tell that you all wouldn't be stupid enough to put your good for nothing hands on me in a negative form. I would literally end your miserable excuse for an existence if you were ever stupid enough to try and hurt me. None of you obviously have no children because if you did, you’d run for your lives so you can see them again after the 4th, God forbid when or if you ever have children you'll realize this and you’ll look back on the 4th of June, and realize that you got the beating of your life. You may have turned up to that match but you proved nothing, not only to me but to the fans and the entire NLW, your nothing in my eyes not one of you, and I’m not the only one. I’ll personally prove it, I’m going to prove you two, both of you worthless good for nothing talents are nothing more than a couple worthless little loud mouth punk asses. I most defiantly promise you PAIN and that's no HYPE it's Fact! And you’re right, pain is a part of the match however physically annihilating and dissecting a certain individual whom has wronged you isn't and you can personally expect a one man assault from me you cocky little bastards. And unlike you fools there is no Hype here. I am what people say I am. (It becomes clear Damien Acid is pissed by the way he's walking back and forth before he turns around and paces trying to calm himself down. He stops momentarily and returns to speak into the camera once again.) You see I notice when weak talent do nothing and have done nothing but walk around NLW talking shit, bragging yourself up. But you'll be quick to learn, you're nothing close to the best. You know signing a match to face Damien Acid was probably the biggest mistake you’ll ever make, you’re personally going to come face to face with Damien Acid and trust me when the match is over you’re all going to wish to God that you didn't sign that contract, I'm going to enjoy what I have planned for all you…the smart thing to do would be to show up, lay down, get pinned for the 1-2-3 and run like hell. Listen to the advice.......See you soon.
(Damien Acid switches off the camera and it goes to static, however it comes back on seconds later and Damien Acid is leaning back on his chair with his feet up on the table, he has a water bottle in his hand as he opens it up and drinks from it before speaking into the camera once more.) I’ve put on a smile where possible but come June 4th, I won’t be smiling, I won’t be the happy man everyone has come to know these past few weeks, for as I’ve said before, not only will you two come face to face with Damien Acid but you'll all be entering the last match of your career. (Damien Acid moves in to turn off the camera before pausing; he keeps his finger above the button and looks into the lens and speaks one final time.) To Snot Booger McGee & Teddy Gamble, cherish these final days as you prepare yourself to meet me at Roulette, for they may be your last, you are walking the path of the righteous people and you shall be swiftly cut down to size, I have a little prayer I used to say to my opponents but I haven’t used it in a long time, I’d like to say it now and please listen carefully to it, for you are a dead man walking…. (Damien Acid pauses for a moment and takes a deep breath, he closes his eyes and bows his head as he speaks quickly and clearly.) Shepherds we shall be, for thee, my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patrie, et Fili, Spiritus Sancti.
(Damien gives a sadistic grin)
McGee, Gamble. Defecto may be my partner, but I'm his biggest fear, not you two, his opponents. So understand if my opponent must fear me, what does your path hold? (Damien Acid opens his eyes as he finishes the prayer and stares into the camera for a moment, seemingly into the souls of, Snot Booger McGee & Teddy Gamble, before finally switching off the camera, the scene ends with static on the screen.)
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Post by Defecto on May 31, 2014 20:01:09 GMT -5
Blog Title: Crown me King Blog Number: 003 Mood: Ecstatic Song: “Crown Me King” by Seventh Tower
So like, are any of you really surprised that I walked out the Nevada State Champion? Seriously, is anybody really that shocked? Okay so maybe you thought my associate Claudia Deathstryke stood a chance, and honestly so did I. But let’s face it folks, when you’re as broken and demented as I am, that kind of makes you hard to game plan for. In doing so, that gave me an added edge over my opponents… not just for the battle royal, but even the original main event. Now, I’ll be honest with everyone here… going into the event, nobody knew that there would be a champion crowned at the debut Roulette. But as soon as the announcement was made, I knew that I was walking out champion.
In fact, you could say that the announcement even furthered the fire’s flame that burned inside of me. Because as you’ll hear throughout time, in this business the one thing that separates us from the rest is about 10 to 20 pounds. And I’m not talking about the weight on the human body. I’m talking about the championship gold that all of us strive for, but only few achieve. It’s a goal that has made careers, and ended them. It has brought families together, and it has even torn them apart. To be a champion in this business is the only thing we all want. But in the end, it’s the one who has the most hunger, determination, and skill to pull it off.
Last Wednesday, I was the one who had those traits. And I’ll always continue to BE the one with those traits. As egotistical as it sounds, I am simply the best in this league. I’m the James Brown of Professional Wrestling, only I don’t beat my wife… even if she doesn’t have my sandwich ready. And for those of you who just got offended, I suggest you do some research before judging me. Plus, it was a joke. Same joke you’ve made about Michael Jackson, only easier to prove.
Now back to me being champion, and you being angry at it… I’m sure that some of you are wondering if me winning this title has begun to start a ripple in the KSA Incorporated. And to you people I say… you must be dreaming. Have you not seen the card for the next Roulette event? Claudia Deathstryke has the chance to do what she did last week, and upset the world once more. The only difference is that WHEN she does it, she’ll be leaving with gold. Plus, after the announcement was made Bryan made sure to sit both of us down and tell us how he saw this going down. We all knew that there could only be one, we all know that by the end of the night there would also be a loser within the KSA.
No, we didn’t count in the possibility of losing our other matches. Why? Because Kandi Washington is a slut and those two meat heads couldn’t wrestle their way out of a wet sock. Oh wait, I’m teaming with one of those meat heads aren’t I? Oh well, doesn’t make it any less true. But as I was saying, Claudia and I knew that our matches were won before they even started. As I’ve said before, there’s a reason why we’ve been selected as KSA’s first two of three clients [shout out to Adam Adonis in 2CW]. Bryan knows that even though we’re both rookies, Claudia and I have a natural wrestling instinct that not many have. It’s what drove Claudia to beat Kandi, it’s what drove me to beat Damien and Jason Phoenix, and it’s what drove me to championship success.
Not too shabby for someone who’s defected right? Speaking of which, allow me to address something real quick before we wrap this up. Not long ago, a small little video clip of Senor Phoenix surfaced where he stated, “The truth can help you expand and grow. Bryan Kennedy doesn’t want to admit it to himself that you really are a defected human being.”
Like seriously, if that isn’t the most asinine quote I’ve ever heard. You know, for someone that wanted go through the laundry list of “I’ve been here, I’ve done this”, he sure did miss the part where my NAME literally says Defecto in it, yet he has the audacity to say my agent didn’t know I was a defected human being. Lol my friends L O fucking L. That’s like grabbing a catfish and calling it a catfish. It just makes you look stupid, because the obvious is already there.
But alas, I guess we now see why I was able to capture the NLW Nevada State Championship, let alone make it to the match which allowed me to do so. And to make things even better, I eliminated Mr. Spineless to do it. TRIPLE WHAMMY! I mean could I have had a better night or what? Well, I could’ve gotten laid but hey… who needs a woman when you’ve got gold. Right Goldmember?
Anyway, aside from my loss in GIW not long after capturing this championship, last week was a pretty grand accomplishment. I don’t mind saying that if not me, then Claudia definitely would be champion right now. I mean, she literally got that mist down to perfection against Kandi. And to be honest, the future for Defecto looks brighter than it ever has. Since winning my championship, UWL Owner Kevin Hill and the rest of the UWL affiliates have been calling both the NLW offices and Bryan to book me. NAW, GIW, 2CW… hell I’ve even been signed to an NLW Sponsored Open Challenge match at Bryan Kennedy’s start up promotion MWE. The lifestyle of a champion are awesome, but that’s a blog for a future time.
For now, I’ve got to get off so that I can maintain the psyche required to keep my championship, while also capturing others in the process. In the meantime, be sure to follow me on my new twitter @eldefecto, purchase new #GlitchMode T-Shirt on NLW.com and KSAInc.com/Merchandise, and be sure to support all United Wrestling League companies, including No Limit Wrestling. Because you never know when or where I’ll show up. And remember kids, it’s always fun being broken!
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”Golden Opportunities” Scene 1 of 3
The scenes come opening up just outside of the KSA Incorporated main office in St. Louis, Missouri where the trio of Bryan Kennedy, Defecto, and Claudia can be seen walking out of the building each dressed professionally. Defecto, following behind to Bryan’s left can be seen in a white business suit with a matching black and white mask as well as his newly won NLW Nevada State Championship. The three of them continue to make their way down the steps of the building as they enter into an awaiting limousine. The three of them enter into the back as the camera changes to inside the ride where Claudia has taken to her normal ‘loner’ seat that rests against the back of the driver’s seat where was Defecto and Bryan share the normal seat.
Claudia: “Must you carry that around everywhere?”
Defecto: “Why not? I earned it…”
Defecto says, taking a slight jab at Claudia’s inability to win it considering they had the same opportunity.
Bryan: “Not to mention, he’s got a lot of Press Releases to go to. You should pay attention Claudia, because next week you will be doing the same thing. When you’re a champion, nothing comes easy anymore.”
Claudia: “Maybe, but I’m still not going to tote it around everywhere trying to make everyone feel smaller than me.”
Bryan: “When you’re champion, everyone IS smaller than you. You’ve reached a level that nobody else can claim whilst you’re still there. It’s the same with Defecto, except he has two added extra perks. He will always go down as the Double First in the NLW.”
Claudia rolls her eyes and lets out a sigh of discontent as she sits back in her seat, almost in a bit of jealousy. Defecto then turns to their agent as he places the title in his lap.
Defecto: “So, did you talk to NLW about getting my match changed? I don’t exactly like the fact that I’m teaming with a cannibal and facing two people who could also probably eat me.”
Bryan: “I talked, but they wouldn’t listen. But these are challenges that, as a champion, you’re going to have to face. I know it sounds risky considering your stature as a champion right now, but we both know that being champion isn’t the easiest road.”
Defecto: “This isn’t so much about me being champion as it is being worried about my wellbeing. I’d rather not be advertised on the main course of any dinner menu, if it’s all the same to you.”
Claudia: “So are you saying that you can’t beat them?”
Defecto: “I never said that. I can beat anybody… But how would you feel if Kandi wanted to eat you.”
Claudia: “She probably does… but not in the sense you’re talking about.”
It takes a minute for it to click with Defecto and Bryan, but Claudia is already snickering at her own joke causing the two men to shake their heads. The three of them continue to ride in silence for a bit before Defecto picks the championship up and stares at it, in a deep thought.
Claudia: “What are you thinking, champ?”
Defecto: “That no matter what, I need to make sure people realize taking this title from me isn’t going to be an easy task.”
Bryan: “And how do you plan to do that?”
Defecto smiles through the mask and looks over at Bryan.
Defecto: “If I told you that, then it wouldn’t be much of a surprise now would it?”
Bryan gives a soft chuckle, but his face shows that he may be just a little bit worried about what could be going through Defecto’s mind. Defecto’s smile sends him over Claudia, who has seemingly drifted off into her own little world as the cameras fade out.
”Good News Garrett” Scene 2 of 3
The cameras come in to a makeshift news room where the man known as “Good News Garrett” of the NLW has set up everything to give him a new NLW.com segment called “Good News with Good News Garrett”. The host, Garrett is in a bright green tuxedo with some papers in hand as the happy go lucky music plays him in and he welcomes the people in NLW land.
Garrett: “Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the NLW it brings me such joy to tell you that I’VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS!”
Garrett says, hopping around with intensity and yelling with intensity when suddenly, the sound of a door being kicked in is heard, and Garrett starts to leave. As he does, he is cut off by Defecto who puts his hand on Garrett’s shoulder and slowly moves him back to the seat. He hands Garrett a piece of paper, and then turns to the camera. With his title around his waist, Defecto looks at the camera as Garrett stutters to begin speaking.
Garrett: “Ladies and gentlemen, on today with Good News Garrett I have been informed that we will be joined by the NEW Nevada State Champion, Defecto… and it gives me great pleasure to announce that Defecto has agreed to not mist me, barring that I conduct a professional interview and do my best to keep it unbiased. So at this time, it is with great honor that I welcome my guest… The Champion himself, Defecto.”
By the trembling fear in his voice, it’s easy to see that Garrett has been shaking in his suit as he read the note. Defecto gives off a cocky smile as a second chair is brought up. He unfastens the belt, and places it on the table for the world to see before taking his seat. He smiles and offers his hand to Garrett, who is fearful of accepting it.
Defecto: “Come on Garrett, I won’t bite… I promise.”
Slowly, and nervously, Garrett accepts the handshake which gives Defecto a smile. After the shake, Defecto leans back with his arms out in an “I told you so” motion, which causes Garrett to lighten up just a tad bit. In doing so, Garrett finds the strength to begin the interview.
Garrett: “First of all Mr. Defecto, welcome to the show and congratulations on winning the Nevada State Championship.”
Defecto: “Why thank you Garrett, and it’s an honor to be your first ever guest on the Good News with Good News Garrett. But I’ve got to warn you, it’s going to be a bit difficult to top me after this.”
Garrett: “Well, we shall see hopefully, but first I have to ask you, sir… what are your thoughts now that you are the Nevada State Champion?”
Defecto leans back in the chair before putting his feet up on the desk as he ponders the idea of him thinking over his answer. Finally he leans over at Garrett and shrugs.
Defecto: “Honestly, they’re pretty much the same as they were before. People will always doubt the legitimacy of a champion’s reign, it’s just how they’re programmed. Whether they want to believe it or not, they’ll never care to admit that a champion has earned his or her right to the achievement. So really, my thoughts are the same… athletically speaking. Because I still want to prove to the world that I deserve to be a champion, just as I wanted to do seven days ago.”
Garrett: “Do you think that having a successful first defense, and even a lengthy run could help sway their opinion?”
Defecto: “Well, whether it does or not; it’s going to be a while before we find out. I say that because, I don’t intend on losing this championship. Now I realize that every champion since the dawn of time has said those exact words, and I’m sure they all meant it just as much as I do. It’s not like a champion just bows out when the going gets tough… but see, I know something about myself that nobody else knows. I know when my breaking point is, and it’s something that’s going to take more than big muscles and oily flesh to get me there. So until I feel like giving up this title, I can’t really see it going anywhere… even when I win the NLW Heavyweight and Television titles, I will still be the Nevada State Champion. It’s just how I do things.”
Defecto lowers his feet from the desk as he sits straight up, while Garrett searches through his pre-written questions.
Garrett: “But what about the likes of Damien, Jason Phoenix, and the rest of the NLW locker room?”
Defecto: “Well you see, James Bullet and Rick Harris have already made it clear that I’m not welcomed here, within just two short weeks. I mean first they put me in there with a cannibal and a muscle bound wannabe demonic meathead… just so that they can hope I don’t walk out victorious, and then they stack a battle royal on top of it. They won’t admit it, but they knew that they favored someone like Christian Taylor or Jason Phoenix to win this championship *points* but what happened? I prevailed, I proved that I’m the best in this company, and we’re not even a month old yet.”
Defecto pauses a slight bit before continuing.
Defecto: “And now? Now, they want to put me in a tag match against a fat tub of lard cry baby and a fat tub of lard washed up casino owner. And what do they give me to defend with? The same cannibal freak that wants to eat every human in sight. They could’ve given me Claudia, Bryan… hell, I would’ve taken you as my partner. Wouldn’t you have loved to help me win this week?”
Garrett starts to get a little nervous, but Defecto puts on a warming smile.
Defecto: “Garrett… relax, it’s a joke. Although, the underlining meaning is still the same. Not even two weeks old, and already the NLW has labeled me the bad guy. But that’s okay, make me the bad guy. Make me out to be the villain, because I will be the most evil villain you’ve ever seen. If Damien thinks that him going around, flexing his muscle, and claiming that I fear him is villainous… just wait until you see what Defecto is capable of when he’s been fully unchained.”
Garrett: “Well, I’m sorry if this deviates from the questions you’ve provided me… Mr. Defecto; but how exactly do you intend to be, well villainous?”
Defecto smirks and simply grabs his title. He stands up and puts the title on his shoulder as he turns and walks out of the door. The camera turns its attention back to Garrett who is looking confused as the camera fades to black.
”#GlitchMode Unleashed” Scene 3 of 3
The cameras come into view where the trio of Bryan, Defecto, and Claudia are all inside of the KSA Inc training gym where Bryan and Defecto are seen in a quick collar-and-elbow tie up that has Defecto pulling Bryan in. Bryan pulls his client back to the ropes and then whips him off before dropping to the ground. Defecto hops over the agent, but instead of coming back for a hip toss, Defecto goes to springboard off the middle rope only for Claudia to come up and deliver an Enziguri from the apron, using the top rope to aid her. Defecto falls back and Bryan delivers a knee drop to Defecto before going and tagging in Claudia.
Claudia: “Come on Champ, you’ve got to be better than this!”
Claudia taunts as she goes and picks her associate up off the ground, who drags her in and delivers huge spinning style Belly-to-Belly suplex. Defecto then crawls out of the ring, away from Bryan as he catches his breath and waits on the outside floor for either of them to attack.
Bryan: “What are you stopping for? This isn’t a Sunday drive special! Get back in the ring, Defecto.”
Defecto slowly gets back up onto the apron, and into the ring as Claudia gets back to her feet. The two of them tie up, only for Claudia to go behind with a waist lock. Defecto suddenly pushes her back, going off his heels, and drives her into the corner. He whips Claudia off and into the corner, where she sticks and Bryan makes a “blind tag” and comes in looking to clothesline Defecto’s head off, only for him to duck and spray white mist [non-reactant practice version] in his eyes as he turns back around. Suddenly, Defecto’s turned around by Claudia, but he quickly back bumps to the mat, causing Claudia to spray Bryan as well with her white mist. Defecto then rolls behind Claudia, and comes up in position to do the Defecto Driver.
Bryan: “Alright… alright… good work you two.”
Bryan says as the three of them stop in mid-motion. Bryan shakes both of their hands, in gratitude for the work out before the two shake hands with each other as well. They all then leave the ring and grab towels and water bottles.
Bryan: “Claudia, you’ve got to get your timing down perfect. Last week, you had it when you beat Kandi. If you want to walk out with gold of your own, I suggest you get it down by Wednesday… and you, Defecto, you’ve got to work on your stamina. You’re too fast to be caught like that, and you can’t always count on them giving you a mistake. If Claudia hadn’t taken time to gloat, you would’ve been finished. Now, get cleaned up because we have things to do.”
Bryan tells his clients as Claudia nods and heads to the ladies locker room. Defecto ends up being the only one staying behind, and soon he hops onto the apron and sits on it as he grabs the Nevada State Championship, gazing at it.
Defecto: “When a person thinks of the word fear and what it does for them, often times it’s misconceived and ends up being far worse than it actually is. When a person thinks of the word fear, they think of a small child shivering in his skin as he begs for mercy. But in reality, fear is a man’s greatest motivator. And by man, I mean it as in mankind. You see, my so-called tag partner this week has it in his mind that I fear him… and to some degree, not much but some, he’s right. He’s a monster, and he goes around with a serious cannibal drive to eat people. Maybe he means it metaphorically, but oh well…”
Defecto looks up from the championship and back at the camera.
Defecto: “But fear isn’t something that sends me running. In fact, fear does quite the opposite for me. You see, as a young lucha back in Tijuana I was often taught that you should never doubt your gut instincts. And while I’ve always had fears in the ring, my gut instinct has always told me that facing my fears leads to great results. Take for example my first ever Plancha… a suicide dive for you Spanish illiterates… When I was in Tijuana, I feared doing those because the reward for the risk wasn’t very reassuring. But eventually, I grew to accept the challenge and so I leapt over the top rope…. Of course, I had a horrendous tumble that to this day gives me some nightmares, but the fact is I did it. And now, I’ve mastered various Planchas and have utilized them to my advantage.”
The sounds of locker room doors opening and closing in the distance can be heard as Defecto keeps talking.
Defecto: “So how does that help me this week? Well it’s quite simple because while I do fear Damien just a bit… I don’t fear him enough to where I can’t control him. Now I know what you’re thinking… How can someone like me control a monster? And while I can’t give you a definite answer, what I can tell you is that a monster like Damien isn’t hard to figure out. And by the time Roulette rolls around, the only thing on the people’s minds will be how the duo of Snot Booger McGee and Teddy Gamble expect to win.”
Defecto hops off the ring and flips the title over his shoulder, patting it as he looks at the camera.
Defecto: “You see gentlemen, while I may not like Damien… and he sure as hell don’t like you… there’s one thing that we do have in common and it’s desire to reign supreme. Like Damien, I live for the chance to put down my next opponent and humiliate them in every way possible. Like Damien, I live to show the world that my power is the greatest in all the land. But you see, unlike Damien, I have what it takes to get the job done. I have the fortitude inside of me to keep fighting, even when the cards don’t have it in my favor. It’s what has fueled me my entire career, and it’s the same fight that has brought me this…”
Defecto smacks the center plate of his title, before taking a quick stare as he continues.
Defecto: “Now you see gentlemen, this Wednesday whether Damien and I work together makes no difference for you two. Because at the end of the day, I’ve got my ways of stopping that monster from ruining my night… just like I have ways of making sure that you two gentlemen never get up again. In other words gentlemen… Glitch Mode has been unleashed.”
Defecto says as he smirks and looks back at the camera before walking off in the distance, with the phrase “#GlitchMode” coming across the screen.
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Post by Snot Booger McGee on Jun 2, 2014 9:14:08 GMT -5
The camera fades in and we see Snot Booger McGee walking through the hall ways of the Cox Pavilion that sits on the campus of UNLV. McGee seems to be looking for something but he can’t find it.
Snot Booger McGee: Come on little guy. Where are you? I just want to pet you and call you George and make you mine forever. Please!! Please!!! Please!!! Come out come out where ever you are.
Snot Booger keeps looking for whatever it is he is looking for when Sissy King walks up to him.
Sissy King: Excuse me Snot Booger but can I talk to you for just a little bit?
Snot Booger turns his head around so fast you would think it would have popped clean off. He stops his search and just stares at Sissy for a few seconds before saying anything.
Snot Booger McGee: Oh yeah I would like that very much. You have such lovely soft looking hair can I please touch it? I like nice soft lovely things. Please!!! Please!!! Please!!! I won’t hurt you I promise.
Sissy just looks at him not knowing how to answer at first but then she does.
Sissy King: Sure you can touch my hair if you answer my questions.
Snot Booger McGee: Oh boy!!! Oh boy!!! Oh boy!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!! Thank you!!! Sure I will answer your questions since I get to touch your hair.
Snot Booger walks over to Sissy and stands beside her and starts to not only touch her hair but stroke it like he was petting something. At first Sissy is kind of weirded out by this but trying to show she is a professional she just went with it.
Sissy King: Last week on Roulette you where able to get a big victory over Teddy Gamble. How do you feel about that?
Snot Booger McGee: Your hair is so soft. I could pet it for hours and hours and hours. I love your pretty hair. It makes me happy.
Sissy King: That’s nice but you promised to answer my questions.
Snot Booger McGee: Oh yes I did. I am sorry. Last week Teddy Gamble I showed the people what happens when bad guys meet me in the ring. I don’t like bad guys at all. I think all bad guys should be put on an island somewhere and forgotten all about. Then just maybe there would be a better world to live in.
Sissy King: That’s a very nice thought. This week on Roulette the NLW is forcing you to team with Teddy Gamble to take on the team of Defecto & Damien Acid. What do you think about that?
Snot Booger McGee: Well I am not happy about it because I have to team with a very bad guy to take on two other very bad guys. It kind of scares me because I don’t know if my so called partner will help me or hurt me. I wish my ma and pa where still here. I miss them so much. They would know what to say to help me not be so scared.
Sissy King: I am here right now and I can tell you that none of those guys are here right now so you’re ok. I promise.
Snot Booger McGee: Oh thank you so much. You are so nice. I like you.
Sissy King: Well I like you too.
Snot Booger McGee: Oh boy!!! Oh boy!!! Oh boy!!! Oh boy!!! Oh boy!!! Can I go home with you? I really have no one to look after me. I promise I will be good.
Sissy King: We will see about it. Ok?
Snot Booger McGee: Ok!!!
Sissy King: Do you have any response to what either Damien Acid or Defecto has said this week about you?
Snot Booger McGee: Yes I do. You guys are not very nice and I have never done anything to you to make you act like that toward me. If you think that I am scared of you your wrong. Now that I have Sissy in my corner you two are in trouble.
Sissy King: What!!! I can’t be in your….
Snot Booger McGee: You see I am not afraid of you but I am afraid of what I am going to do to you. This week you both will find out what happens when I finally listen to what my Pa use to say and that was son be nice until there is a time not to be nice. This week on Roulette will be the time to not be nice.
Sissy King: Why do you say that?
Snot Booger McGee: I say it because Damien Acid wants to hurt me and my partner real bad and because Defecto called me a fat tub of lard cry bay. Defecto is this because I am a simple man and miss my dead mother or is because you’re a damn Mexican how is in this country illegally and is just trying to be a big bully? Either way I am going to show you guys what I can do inside the ring. This is the start of my awesome career here in the NLW. Can we go home now?
Sissy King: I… I guess. Come on let’s go.
The two turn and walk down the hallway as the camera fades out.
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