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Post by "Cowboy" James Bullet on May 14, 2014 19:27:26 GMT -5
You four RP for your match here!
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Post by Christian & Crystal Taylor on May 27, 2014 14:34:53 GMT -5
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“christian taylor-haters!” posted may twenty-five, two thousand and fourteen
So I wasn’t going to post a virtual blog, but I wanted to copy Defecto. I wanted to show him he’s not the only who could sit behind a desktop or laptop computer and type up a blog for the entire world to see. I wanted him to know that even I can type on a computer. You know what I think about the whole computer era? I think cowards use the computer to bully other people. E-bullying has totally become a thing of today’s generation and e-bullying has resulted in so many people committing suicide. Thank God, I have a lot of confidence and great self-esteem because I don’t give a fuck what people think about me. I’m hot, I know it. I’m bad, I show it.
The only real coward in the whole NLW is probably Defecto. Somebody should take his computer away and then he wouldn’t have the balls to insult people he dislikes. Then again, if he does have any balls they are pretty damn small because I need a microscope to see them. He is like a midget though right? Midget balls for a midget man! Haha, take that Defecto right back at you, big boy! When I said big boy, I just want you to know it’s a figure of expression. I don’t really mean you’re a big boy!
Oh my goodness, can you believe the recent gust of Christian-haters? I’m not even facing most of them, but my name rolls off the tip of their tongues like it’s going out of style! That’s how you know they love you because they can’t stop obsessing over you. Yeah, yeah, I’m talking about Defecto and when did he issue a challenge to me? Uh, let’s try… NEVER!? Yeah, big fella? You want to call me a girl, but if I’m a girl, then I guess your girl Claudia is a lesbian because I was screwing her last night!
Defecto, I think you’re obvious desire for me is starting to wear thicker on you than Claudia’s American accent! When I read your virtual rant about me and about me supposedly not accepting your challenge, the first thing that came to my mind was, “fuck, this guy has a serious hard on for me!” Do you have my poster hanging across from your bed so you have some material to jerk off to at night? Defecto, you have to believe me, I genuinely didn’t realize you had issued me a challenge, but then again, I don’t know if I would have really accepted the challenge anyway. I don’t think you and I could have a good match. You look super star struck when you see me. I can just about imagine how fast you’re cock is going to stand up when you read this rant. You’re probably going to be thinking, “he loves me; he really really loves me!”
I don’t love you nearly as much as you love me. The only thing I will love to see is Jason Phoenix completely floor you in the first-ever main event! Defecto, you might have to hold off until we step in the ring together because if Jason Phoenix floors you like I’m hoping and thinking he will, you won’t be in any condition to get in the ring with anybody, even somebody like my wife Crystal! I do want you to watch my NLW’s debut on Roulette because it’s going to be bigger and sexier than you could have ever imagined a match to be. You are going to see the return of the SEX REVOLUTION innovator by the sex pod himself—the babyface playboy! The stunning rico suave!
Soooo big fella, I heard you think my little three on one setup doesn’t show much character. You think it proves your theory about me right. Well, you’re half-right. I’m never one to turn down an easy win. I mean, a win is a win no matter what way you look at it! I love to win and do you know why I like to win? Because people only remember winners. Second place is always a seen as a runner-up and somebody who almost had it. Almost doesn’t ever count. Then third place is a person nobody remembers! Call me a bad sport, call me overly competitor, and you can even call me a rotten egg, but the one thing you can never call me with any support is a loser. Because big boy, I’m not a loser. I’m a freakin’ winner!
When I deliver a running shin kick to the temple of Xander Li there will be no question about whether I’m a winner or loser because I will be a winner. My win is going to be astonishing, amazing, spectacular, stunning, perfect, and record breaking! It’s going to be a win that not even you will be able to obtain in your wildest dreams. You might have a better chance at competing against me in your dreams because in reality, I’m just too untouchable for you to touch. When you touch me, your fingers burn because I’m hot like ice damn it! I’m so hot, it’s law breaking!
On the flip side of things Defecto, why didn’t you bad mouth Xander Li while you were trying to stroke my ego like you stroke your cock? Why didn’t you bring up the fact that somebody with his size disadvantage would challenge three of the most dangerous men in all sport’s entertainment? Hell with Mike Smith’s size alone, he already lost the match before it even got underway. Xander Li is going to be used as a punching bag: property of Power Trip. Each and every single week, Xander Li will be the bag we use to practice and train on as we hype ourselves up for better opponents. Oh wait, better opponents? Haha, I made a funny, didn’t I?
Hot damn, I’m on fire tonight! Oh and Kandi Washington, you’re not worldwide bitch, I know this because I am. I am MISTER INTERNATIONAL BITCH!
And to all my Christian-marks from the Pacific to the Pacific, Coast to Coast, Alaska to Russia, I love you all and remember you can catch me live at Chippendales and wrestling with No Limits Wrestling. That’s the way I like it, uh huh! Woohoo!
xoxoxo, Christian Taylor
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[ Scene 01 ] “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!”Christian Taylor: “Phewy! What the hell is going on here? I have been sitting back and watching everybody make a splash for their debut, but it seems like I’m one of the last few people to have said a damn thing. Boy, I bet that makes Power Trip look a whole lot of weak! I don’t think anybody actually believes Power Trip is a weak group. We have the smarts, skills, and the sexy looks. We are the total packages, in each our own little fashion. This isn’t about Power Trip right now, or is it? People thought I was going to make my debut in singles action. Well, they thought wrong. They thought wrong because I was challenged by a whole lot of people I guess. I don’t know where I was, but I didn’t get anybody’s memos. Xander Li wanted my sweet ass. Defecto wanted my sweet ass. Who else? Did Scotty Vegas want my sweet ass or did he just want a blow job? If he wanted a blow job, he better buy the penis enlargement product on television because it’s way too hard to find and the fact it’s hiding within that big hairy bush just makes it even more difficult to find. But you know, at the end of the day, after all the challenges; James Bullet and Rick Harris bundled up three of the “secondary” guys of the Power Trip into a 3 on 1 handicap match! Oh goody, I can win a match without even breaking into a sweat!” [ Christian pokes his left finger in his cheek and turns a smile on to the camera. ] Christian Taylor: “5 feet, 10 inches, one hundred and eighty pounds, hails in from Tokyo, Japan… Xander Li! I don’t know where kids from Tokyo, Japan find their confidence, but they sure have a lot of it. They have a lot of pride too. In most instances when Japanese’s males feel their pride have been let down or broken, they end their lives because they think their prides are directly rooted with their manhood’s. I guess because their dicks are so small, they need something big to associate their manhood’s with. I don’t know and I really don’t have the energy to get in a history lesson with the poor sap. The only thing I want Xander to do is just answer a question. Why? Why Xander? Didn’t you do your homework before you issued this challenge? Didn’t you realize everybody in the group Power Trip were bigger than you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it! You were thinking go big or go fuck yourself, I know. You were thinking like the Japanese Emperor during World War II. I can admire your courage and when you do lose because that’s what will happen; it’s going to be in your favor. Everybody is going to predict Xander Li as the loser because it went up against three guys. Is the means going to justify the ends? If you wanted to make a name for yourself, you should have just gone a totally different route. You should have gone the route of challenging JUST big Mike Smith. He would have creamed you and then I would have creamed on your face, but at least it would have been one on one. Fair? Not really. He’s like double your size. And even two of you couldn’t beat Mike Smith! He got this match under control and he knows how I like to roll. I like for him to do ALL the work and then I hit the sexified and then win our team the match. But to be entirely honest with you homie, I have never worked with Jason’s son before. So I’m kind of nervous about that!” Christian Taylor: “I don’t want you to think it’s all about me, even though it is. For one night only, it’s going to be all about you. The Power Trip forces are going to lift you up in praise to only slam you back down on the mat. You didn’t think it was going to be all about you and only you did you? I mean when we lift you up, it usually means we are setting you up. When we prop you up on the big man’s shoulders, it’s going to be a long way down. Nobody survives a fall from the top of Mt. Everest just like nobody survives a fall from Mt. Mike Smith! So take it however you want to take it big fella, but Xander Li, Power Trip is going to make you an example for the rest of NLW. Anybody who is dumb and stupid enough to challenge several members of the alliance is going to face the same consequences that you are going to face. So you see there, at least you’re going to be used as something long after you’re gone. When you look back at this company when you’re sitting at home and collecting your monthly unemployment check, you can be proud to know we will still be dropping your name. It will sound something like this…” Christian Taylor: “Mess with the best and go down like Xander Li. Don’t be a Xander Li and challenge the Power! How does that sound to you? Sounds pretty damn good huh? I thought so too and I made it up just now. Scout’s honor! But Xander Li see you at Roulette, but for the time being I have to go swing my big ole weiner on stage on the Chippendales’ stage. You know here’s another thing you have Xander Li, which could explain why you wanted this match: you have penis envy. You’ve must have seen one of my pornos and thought to yourself “I want a big like his!” Haha, but guess what kid? God has blessed me in more ways than one! Touch my dick, go head… it only bites when it’s ready to explode.” Christian Taylor: “Hot damn, no my name isn’t Baby… It’s Christian… Mr. Taylor, if you’re nasty!”
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